Poops just have a life of their own; they defy gravity.
Yup, your baby’s poop resembles that gooey alien mass from Mars whose main purpose is to get you.
Logically, poops go down. But baby’s poops just seem to have a life of their own they climb up the diapers to the clothes with some reaching as far as your baby’s neck and hair. Frequently, diaper changing will turn into bathing time so, you have to be ready.